meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via sexpedite)

egberts:

ur autoplay is autogay

(via sexpedite)

elevait:

i will message every single one of you

(Source: tidexs, via unrestive)